TV Star’s Odd Photo

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TV star Sharon Gekles is apparently the woman in this photo. According to sources, after posting online the photo of herself running naked down the stairs, performing a sex act on herself and then eating a kebab, in what appears to be a standard workplace building where paperwork is the order of the day, she then swiftly took the photo down. Luckily we were able to retrieve the photo from an anonymous source who had archived it. Its appearance and then re-appearence has baffled many who say the star shouldn’t have to use such photos to gain attention.

     One friend of Geckles thinks the star is having trouble with fame and the free hot dogs she receives from fans. “Every day she receives free hot dogs from strangers, and so she’s eaten a lot of hot dogs. I think she’s starting to distrust the condiments on the hot dogs and that might explain the kebab in the photo. The kebab is not a hot dog.” 

Another friend says that she’s never met Geckles but the behaviour seems unhealthy. “I’ve never met Sharon and she’s lovely. She and her boyfriend are having a lot of trouble and so Sharon is relieving the tension by running up and down stairs.”

Celebrity specialist Kim Sally thinks the trouble is image related. “Sharon is troubled by her own self image and this is a cry for help. One can see in this photo that she’s fat. She’s also looking at the camera and mouthing the word, ‘help.’ I wouldn’t be surprised to see Sharon very very sick in a few months time, maybe dressed as a parrot screaming ‘Polly wants a cracker.’” Geckles has been unavailable for comment.  

  

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